Reasons to Not Vote for Obama

Some of these are funny like:

5. have gotten your pants dirty in the last week.
6. kinda like a good steak once in a while...
10. know Sig Sauer isn't the name of Obama's domestic policy advisor.

But I have to say, this one doesn't apply to me:

9. prefer the Super Bowl to the World Cup.

Frankly, I couldn't give a toss about the Super Bowl until the last 5 minutes. You can play two full soccer games in the time it takes to play the 60 minute Super Bowl (for those dullards who don't know how long a soccer game is, it last 105 minutes, 90 minutes of game time and a 15 minutes halftime--the last five minutes of a Super Bowl can last 45 minutes).

All the hype rarely pays off. But as the Euro 2008 tournament teaches us, a good soccer tournament always pays off.