Michael Vick Has Ties to Al Qqeda?

Wha, wha, WHATTTTT!!!

This is exactly what a $63 billion dollar (yes that is Billion with a B and not a Type)lawsuit filed against Michael Vick alleges. FOXNews.com has the story:

Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.

Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.

Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

This story is just too funny.

Riches claims that his 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 8th, and 14th Amendment rights were violated. The complaint is too humerous for words. The fourth count alledged by Mr. Riches (who has asserted a copyright on his name--no joke) includes:

On February 10, 2007 Michael Vick plead allegience to Al-qeada
Michael Vick subjected me to microwave testing
Micahel Vick used drugs in school zones
Micahel Vick is in the business of illegal steroids.

In addtion to his $63 billion dollar request for damages to be delivered in gold and silver, he wants it deliverd via UPS!!!!

Very good humorous writing, if it were not real and taking up the Court's time.

By the way, he may have a case on the theft of his dogs, but the remainder is just funny.