A Little Soccer Funny

The MLS Gear We'd Really Like to See thanks to Laurie at The Offside. These really tickled my fancy:

• Kyle Beckerman comb. Oh, wait. Never mind.
• Save the Developmental Player Sponsorship. For a low monthly fee, you’ll receive a photo of your player, a copy of his college degree, and a personal letter where he will express his undying gratitude to you for helping him move out of his parents’ basement and into a two-bedroom double-wide which he now shares with the other nine developmental players from his club.
• David Beckham wastebasket. For all the rules and regulations that don’t apply to the LA Galaxy in the Beckham era.

There are others.